Crikey!

The zoo is a pretty exciting place. You can visit a bunch of animals you’ll likely not see anywhere else, and if you’re particularly lucky (and twisted), you can see them fuck! 

Children love the zoo, which is why so many opt to have their birthday parties there. This children’s birthday party had a real treat: a live alligator. Unfortunately, the zookeeper wasn’t quite ready for the alligator’s fast moves, leading to her getting snapped in its jaws.

Thinking quick, this man came in and wrestled the alligator off her, ending in a situation where, miraculously, everyone was fine.

Next birthday, let’s choose a calmer animal, m’kay?

Alligator attacks keeper, then bystander jumps in to help
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